Orange Alert
Posted on June 23, 2008 in Tanning Booth Tales, Tanning DON'Ts by The Tanning Guy
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More tanning DON’Ts!!! Seriously folks — more is not better! Your goal is to create a natural, sun-kissed glow.
If you look like a cheeto, STOP!
If you look like a traffic pylon, STOP!
And if you look like this? Really — STOP!
See the girls? The girls look great! The guys? You know the girls are laughing at them behind their backs! We here at Lotions-for-Less want you to look GREAT so if you’re not sure which tanning lotion to buy, ask us!

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