Orange Alert

Posted on 23rd | Posted by The Tanning Guy in Tanning Booth Tales, Tanning DON’Ts

More tanning DON’Ts!!! Seriously folks — more is not better! Your goal is to create a natural, sun-kissed glow.
If you look like a cheeto, STOP!
If you look like a traffic pylon, STOP!
And if you look like this? Really — STOP!
See the girls? The girls look great! The guys? You know the girls are laughing at [...]

Warning: click this video at your own risk

Posted on 14th | Posted by The Tanning Guy in Tanning Booth Tales

I got into sunless tanning lotions because I like to look like I spend a lot of time out in the sun without any of the risk. I’m no fool. I know our ozone is disappearing and that my parents are paying for all the sun worshipping they did lying on tinfoil soaked in baby [...]